This is what I actually do to a page
Six lines from a scene I coached last year. An actor from Cardiff playing a woman
from Sheffield, which is a harder job than it sounds, because the two accents disagree about a
vowel that turns up in almost every sentence. Press the switch.
41. INT. FRONT ROOM, BELLHOUSE ROAD - DAY
Joan
You said you'd comekʊm Sunday.
Mick
I did´ comekʊm Sunday. ’ You weren't in.
Two of those vowels are the same sound here and Cardiff wants to split them. Get
“come” and “Sunday” matching before you touch anything else.
Joan
I werewə upstairs.ʊpstɛːz
Mick
There's nowtnaʊt upstairsʊpstɛːz butbʊt boxes.
Joan
There's forty yearjɪə upstairs,ʊpstɛːz ’ Michael´.
Breath before the name, not after. She is deciding whether to say it. That pause is
the whole line and it is nothing to do with the accent.
Mick
Right. ’ Well. ’ I'll putpʊt the kettle on.
The definite article goes. Not “t' kettle” with a little t, which is a
stage northerner. It is a held stop and then straight into the k.
Five marks, and only two of them are about the accent. That ratio is roughly
honest for the job. Most of what I do on a set is stopping an actor from thinking about their mouth
while they are trying to act, and the fastest route to that is making the sounds automatic before
the camera turns over.